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everythingfox:

“Sorry to bother you, Sandra needs yesterday’s invoices”

everythingfox:

Tucked in boy

everythingfox:

We must be respectful of all languages

geminioftheyear:

Can’t have peace until everybody’s equal.

Tell Me Lies (1968)

spaghettioverdose:

spaghettioverdose:

It’s kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It’s way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

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bbybluemochi:

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Somewhere only we know ✧・゚.

bbybluemochi:

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some fairytale lesbians to brighten up your day <3

hapigairu:

Felix and Seteth’s supports in a nutshell:

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silverandzlo:

dontbeanassbutt:

butchspace:

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

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